FAQs, part II

It is the second day of the FAQ-contest–ask me a question, and you will have a chance to win a $15 gift certificate, and a truly incredibly awesome fantastic very good prize!  Yesterday was Monday; two questions were asked.  That means that right now, the marginal chance of winning $15 is 33%, and for a mere two seconds of your time, your expected average earnings are $5, plus 1/3rd of a wonderfully truly incredibly awesome fantastic very good prize.  Ask away!

In the meantime, some answers to the two questioners yesterday:

Q. What comes first in your books: The characters or the plot?

A. Um . . . yes!  Honestly, I don’t know.  I have a lot of ideas for characters in my head. Mostly they just sit there, unused.  A book starts when I get a really great idea for a plot (or, uh, rather, the start of a plot), and then I say, “Ha!  That would be such an evil thing to do to that dude who had the Bleak-House-esque mother.” The germ of an actual book is the plot, though, and it’s usually about finding the right character for the plot, than the reverse.  In the second book I’m writing, the order was inverted, and it has created all kinds of difficulties.  I’m never writing a book this way again.

Q. Does your husband read your work?

A. Yes, Mr. Milan reads my work! In fact, on my release dates, he is going to be issuing reviews of my work on my blog. Don’t worry; he is a totally unbiased source.  You shall see.

Want to know more?  Ask me questions!  Really–I might even answer them. 😉

FAQs

So, on my website, I have a section for Frequently Asked Questions.  Which is a bit of a misnomer, because right now there is only one question there.  The problem is, of course, that nobody asks me any questions at all, so what am I to do?

Well, I will have to prevail upon all of you to come up with them for me!

Ask me questions!  Maybe I will answer them!  Or maybe I will come up with cunning ways to not answer them–who knows?  Any question is fair game, just so long as you understand that any answer is fair game, too.

Now, I’m sure you’re wondering why on earth you would take the trouble to ask me questions.  Aside from the fact that you might get an answer, that is.  And that is why the person who asks the best question (as judged by yours truly) will get a prize.  A good prize, in fact–a very good prize.  (Notice the rule: Every time I mention the fantastically very good prize, it will be upgraded a notch by adding an adjective.)

This awesomely fantastic very good prize will be a $15 gift certificate to a bookseller of your choice (so long as you choose someone where you can buy gift certificates online), plus something super and secret.  You have a week to ask questions in this post–and in that week, every time I mention the incredibly awesome fantastic very good prize (either in comments or on subsequent posts) and thus upgrade its string-o-adjectives, the super and secret something also gets upgraded–and I’ll show you the progression on the day I announce the winner, which should be on March 9th.

Hint: The super and secret something started as a paperclip, so don’t get your hopes up for a new house at the end of it all.

Read-Aloud (Now with bad pictures!)

So far, the main argument I’ve heard in favor of the position that text-to-speech rights infringes on audio recordings and performances is that if you had a really good text-to-speech engine, people would no longer buy audio rights.  Personally, I find that very sad–people who read books aloud are artists of immense caliber, capable of communicating nuance with very small variations in tone.  I’d hate to think we value them so little that they could be so easily replaced.  But even assuming that’s true, the fact that text-to-speech might cut into audio sales is not an argument that convinces me copyright infringement has taken place.

For those of you who care to follow me–which, based on my past copyright posts, is nobody–a brief explanation of why I think that is below the jump.  WARNING:  This post makes use of my execrable artistic skillz.

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Miranda Neville Winner

Hello, everyone!

The winner of Miranda Neville’s NEVER RESIST TEMPTATION, as chosen by Mr. Milan’s random number generator, is . . . JANE C!  Congratulations, Jane, and thanks to everyone who read Miranda’s excerpt and entered her contest.  I’ll contact you by e-mail for details.

Have a great weekend, and I’ll see you all in March!

Kindle read-a-loud?

Reminder: One more day to enter the Miranda Neville giveaway!

Apparently, there is a big kerfuffle originating from Author’s Guild about whether the Kindle 2.0’s “read aloud” feature is an infringement of an author’s right to dramatize a performance.  A few days ago, Roy Blount, the president of Author’s Guild, even wrote an editorial in the New York Times bewailing the Kindle for precisely that reason.

I think Blount’s facts are right, but his conclusion is wrong.  I agree with Blount that in a decade or two computer-generated voices will be pretty good.  (I doubt they’ll ever be as good as a human-read voice, at least not in my lifetime–and the fact that IBM can generate a reasonable replica of a speaking voice today bothers me not at all.  Yes, maybe–the applicability of IBM’s voice is perhaps to mimic a human reading a tech-support script, not to read with any sort of dramatic flair).  I don’t doubt that computer-generated voices will improve substantially in the years to come.

But let’s suppose that everything Blount says is true: computer-generated voices will one day totally replace audio recordings.  Okay, I’m thinking about that.  And I think  . . . well, that’s too bad.  But I still don’t think that a computer reading aloud, to a private person, is any different than a computer showing words on a screen, or a person reading aloud in a private setting.  It’s just a different kind of screen, or a different kind of reader.

More importantly, I think this is just one of the breaks of technology.  Technology isn’t bad or good, but it does sometimes render revenue streams obsolete.  Conversely, it sometimes creates markets that did not exist (or deletes competitive markets).  A person with a Kindle 2.0 can have a file read aloud–something they wouldn’t be able to do with a regular book.  But a person with a regular book has the right to resell their book to a third party, no matter what the original seller of the book may desire.  And you can resell a book that you buy for your Kindle . . . oh wait.  You can’t.  You can’t even lend your to a friend.  Score one for the mass-market paperback.

I don’t see Author’s Guild getting upset about the disappearance of the doctrine of first sale.  I didn’t see them getting angry about eBook technology so restrictive that it did not allow people to even copy and paste minute sections, consistent with the terms of fair use.  I don’t see them caring, not one bit, about the fact that the vast majority of eBook formats eradicate a user’s right to space- and sometimes even time-shift copyrighted works.

Now, it is not the Author’s Guild responsiblity to advocate for readers.  But technology, including the Kindle, has taken rights away from the reader, and has put money in the pocket of the author by so doing.  I don’t like to think that authors love technology everytime it takes something from readers that they already had, but hate it when it gives something to readers that they didn’t have.

Of all the things that worry me about the future of publishing, and about my future in publishing particularly–diminishing distribution for new and midlist authors; the possibility that an entire retail outlet could disappear by the time my debut novel hits shelves;  a returns system that leaves royalties in a state of unsettlement for years; the capacity for widespread and unchecked copyright infringement through offshore servers–the fact that the Kindle now does what computers have been doing for over a decade is an item of nonexistent priority on my list of things to angst about.

Somewhat somber

Reminder: There’s still time to enter the Miranda Neville giveaway!

Yesterday, while I was driving my dog to day care, I saw a car accident unfold right in front of my eyes.  A car veered across the road–as if the driver had lost control or a tire had blown–cutting across two lanes of traffic.  By sheer bad luck, the car’s trajectory was aimed straight for a light pole.  It hit at 60 miles an hour.  The pole fell over; the car flew twenty yards in the air, and rolled, landing on its back.

This all happened about 10 yards in front of me.

There were maybe four or five other cars on the road at the time.  We all pulled over to the side of the road to see what could be done.  One woman was already on the phone to 911 within seconds; the rest of us walked up to the smoking car.

It was bad.  It was really bad.  It was lying, wheels spinning in the air–and it was a convertible, with no support in the roof.  What little canvas there had been to shield the interior from the elements was crushed; the top of the car doors were level with the ground.  We couldn’t see into the vehicle at all.

We called out to see if there was anyone responsive inside.

But of course there was no response.  There was no way to get to whoever was inside.  Either the car had to be cut apart, or it needed to be rolled back, and we simply didn’t have the training to do anything except wait for the paramedics.  And more importantly, the four of us just knew, without saying anything, that seatbelt or no, the force of the impact–and the way the car had rolled–did not bode well for the driver or any passengers.

Nobody said a word.  There was nothing to say.  Instead, we just stood there, hoping that something impossible had happened–that the unresponsive person inside that metal trap was perhaps just knocked temporarily unconscious.  As soon as the police arrived, I left.  I had a dog in my car, for one, and for another . . . I didn’t want to be there when they removed the driver from the wreckage.  If I left early enough, I could pretend that I hadn’t just seen a man die ten yards in front of me.

But the internet is a harsh mistress.

Charles Tunkson, 40, was pronounced dead at 10:52 AM yesterday morning.

Rest in peace, Charles.

Never resist temptation

2009 is going to be a year of some awesome historical romance debuts.  Believe it or not, it is time for the first one!  It’s Miranda Neville, whose historical romance debut, Never Resist Temptation, comes out today.  The title is reminiscent of Oscar Wilde, one of my very favorite of favorite snarky authors.  I read the first few chapters on Avon’s Love Gives Back site, and I can tell you that the Oscar Wilde title is definitely deserved.  Miranda had me laughing within the first five pages, and after I finished the excerpt, I immediately rushed out and pre-ordered it for my Kindle.  It looks to be the kind of romance I love–tartly clever dialogue, an intelligent hero and heroine, chapters filled with recipes from Antoine Careme (the first Celebrity chef!). . . .  The story itself is lovingly set amidst painstaking research on the running of kitchens from the Prince Regent’s to much smaller ones.  Most importantly, this book is engrossing from page one.

I definitely want to share this book with you, and so one person will win a copy of Miranda Neville’s Never Resist Temptation.  Here’s what you have to do to get a chance to win:

1.  Read the excerpt on Love Gives Back.

2.  For one chance to win, send an e-mail to courtney @ courtneymilan dot com, telling me the salary that Jacobin is offered in order to make French pastries.

3.  For a second chance to win, include in the e-mail one pastry that the Earl of Storrington asks Jacobin to make for him.

That is it!  You have three days–until Thursday, February 27, 2009, at 8 AM EST–to send the e-mail.  I’ll choose one winner at random from the entries.  (EDIT:  Should be Friday, February 27.  oops!)

To serial comma or not to serial comma

The serial comma is the final comma between a list of items.  A serial comma-ist may write something like: I went to the store and got bread, apples, and eggs.

A non serial comma-ist would write:  I went to the store and got bread, apples and eggs.

Serial-comma activists insist that the serial comma is necessary to avoid ambiguities such as this:  I dedicate this book to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Which implies that your parents are Ayn Rand and God.

However, I have noticed that my use of the serial comma on my website creates ambiguity:  Courtney Milan lives in the Pacific Northwest with her husband, a marginally-trained dog, and an attack cat. Which rather implies that my husband is a marginally-trained dog.  Of course, this ambiguity can be avoided by switching clause order:  Courtney Milan lives in the Pacific Northwest with an attack cat, a marginally-trained dog, and her husband. But I think I’ll keep it the way it is.

Mr. Milan is my favorite marginally trained dog!

Fear of free?

Over on Dear Author, Jane posted about how different industries had responded to the notion of “free content” and adapted to monetize different revenue streams.  It’s an extremely thoughtful contribution that is part of a very interesting conversation in the digital world.

I think this discussion is fascinating because I think the book industry  has already come up with clever monetization strategies.  I don’t think they have to do all that much switching around to get something to work.

Take for instance, the phenomenon of hard cover/trade release followed by a mass market release somewhat later.  This isn’t really much more than an attempt to capitalize on different revenue streams.  There’s a higher margin on hard cover, so you release that first–and the fans, the people who cannot conceive of waiting even one week, let alone one year, to purchase rush out and buy.  But there’s a group of people who sit in the wings, shaking their heads, unwilling to pay $25 for the privilege of reading Big Name Author in hardcover.  A year later, you push out the mass market release, and you capture the revenue from people that pay $7 standing in line.  In other words, I think that the fundamental reason that different formats exist is not because some people have a preference for hard cover over mass market (although this is certainly true) or because people “value” hard covers over mass market (although some people do).  The format difference exists because publishers want to practice price discrimination.

Price discrimination is not a bad thing.  Price discrimination is why airline flights cost more if you don’t stay over a Saturday (the airline assumes that if you are not staying over on Saturday, you may be a business traveler and thus may have more money to expend on the flight).  It’s an attempt to get people who want an item enough to pay more money for it to choke up the extra bucks that they had in mind.

As a new author–at least, as a new author in genre fiction–you’re unlikely to get slotted into the hardcover market, simply because you don’t have enough fans willing to pay the premium.  So what do they do?  They use the mass market release to seed the market.  Enough of those, and maybe, 10 or 20 books down the line, they’ll start pushing you into hardcover.  Or you can see the same thing with the anthology/mass market release–they release a new author in an anthology with a few big names.  The price of buying that new author is thus reduced (the purchaser may, mentally, be willing to pay $4.99 for the short story from the Big Name Author; in her mind, she allocates the extra $2 to the authors that are new to her), with the hopes that this will bring in fans willing to pay the full price for a mass market release.

Price discrimination through different formats, and using lower prices to hook fans, is not anything new to the industry.

Now, this is all germane to the question of free.  The question that I think we have to answer as authors is not “how do we avoid free?” or “how will free change the industry?”  I think that the experiences of Napster and bittorrent, and the eventual dominance of iTunes, all point in one direction.

  1. Most people like convenience.
  2. Most people are happy to pay for content, at least in reasonable amounts.
  3. If the most convenient way to find content in a usable format is to access a forum run by pirates, convenience will trump people’s willingness to pay.  In other words, you have to make it easy for people to pay.

That’s the brilliance of iTunes (and, in a sense, of the Kindle).  You have to make it easy for people to pay.  In fact, you have to make it darned near seamless.

But there’s a second lesson to be learned.  Pirates are not going away.  No matter how hard I try or how much effort I expend, my book is going to be up on bittorrent.

And so this brings me to part 2:  I think authors need to own free content.  The model of “owning free” in my mind is the Baen Free Library, where Baen posts books, for free.  There’s no reason for anyone to pirate the books, because they’ll always be there, in that one spot.  There’s no reason for anyone to pirate the books, because they’re available in easy-to-read formats.   I don’t have to worry about a particular torrent closing down or a pirate site moving.  I always know where the free content is.

And what is the Baen Free Library?  It is a form of price discrimination–just like releasing in hard cover and then mass market.  If you want to read the author’s book as soon as it comes out, you pay the mass market price.  If you’re not so enthusiastic, wait a year . . . and it’ll show up for free.  Just like hard cover/mass market price discrimination, this means that the rabid fans get what they want, as soon as they want it, and they pay for it.

And this strategy starves the pirates.  Why would a regular schmoe bother to figure out the complexities of bittorrent when he knows he can get the real deal eventually, free, lawfully, from a source that never changes?

For most authors, a book makes the majority of its income in the first few years of its life.  For some authors, it makes all of its income within the first few months of its life.  (In fact, Harlequin is very savvy to give away books in its lines after they’re off the shelves–the revenue stream is essentially exhausted at that point, and the more people read, the more converts they have to their lines.)  Now, I understand that a backlist is still a tremendously valuable thing.  But what about out-of-print books?  If you’re an author and you have an out-of-print book sitting on your hard drive, there are reasons you might not want to release it for free–reasons like, you want people to place a value on your output, or you want to retain control.  I understand those reasons; I’m not sure I agree with them.  Why not put them up on your website for free?

I hear of authors who are willing to pay hundreds of dollars to enter their published books in contest after contest, on the theory that at least someone will be reading the book and they might reach readers that way.  Why be afraid of paying nothing to reach five hundred?  Ask people not to make copies–promise that it’ll stay on your website.  The worst thing that can happen is that people will read your book, and will want to read more of them.  And the truth is, I am just not sure that people see “available for free on the web” as synonymous with “not of value.”  After all, Pride and Prejudice is still in print, and you can find it everywhere.

In any event, at this point, I feel as if I have done enough talking about copyright and free stuff and haven’t done much doing.  Truth is, I’m still thinking about what to do.  Keep watching, and hopefully you’ll see more action from me.

Author Photos

They are up now.  Check them out!

(If you’re wondering what happened to the other one–I had it taken at Glamourshots in a panic, the day before the deadline for the Golden Heart deadline for photos.  The person who took it told me, “sure, you can use it anywhere; it’s yours now.” No idea who this was.  And I doubt whoever he was, that he had permission to give me permission, since it was probably work for hire done for Glamourshots.  Besides, you can’t verbally assign copyright.

This is not the kind of assurance you want to have in hand for a photo that you hand to a publisher. Particularly if your contract places liability for copyright infringement, for articles that you provided, squarely on you.)