Brenda Novak’s Diabetes Auction

Hey, everyone.  It’s time for Brenda Novak’s Diabetes Auction.  And what should you bid on?  Well, everything, really.  You get cool stuff, and plus, it’s for diabets.  But I particularly recommend the following:

  • A critique from yours truly.  I don’t know whether this will strike fear or awe into your hearts, and it probably shouldn’t, but hey.
  • An ARC of Tessa Dare’s awesome Goddess of the Hunt, as well as other incredible things like a pound of chocolates and gift cards and lotion.  GOTH is bound to be one of the best books of 2009, and it would be so lovely to have an early copy.  If I hadn’t already read it and loved it, I would be bidding lots of money for this one.
  • A query consultation from Sherry Thomas.  Did I mention that this was the necessary first step in my signing with an agent, and then selling my book?  Sherry has insane cool karma attached to her, and if I were you (and a year ago, I was, metaphorically speaking) I would be all over that one.  Sherry’s query critique for me can be valued somewhere in the stratosphere.
  • A critique from my agent, Kristin Nelson.  This was the necessary second step in selling my book.  Kristin is an amazing editor–she sees both small things and the big picture, and will nicely (but relentlessly) push you to deliver the very best.  I learned a huge amount going through her critique of my first book.  She’s incredible. (She’s also one of the best agents out there, just saying.)
  • A critique from author Anna Campbell.  Two years ago, at Brenda Novak’s Juvenile Diabetes Auction, I won this exact critique from Anna Campbell.  Her comments were incisive, intelligent, and precisely what I needed to hear.  She pinpointed exactly what was wrong with my writing, and told me it in language that made it easy for me to understand.  Her critique was a real lightbulb moment for me, and I cannot overemphasize how incredible a chance this is for you.

It’s May! Also, preordering!

It’s May!  That means courtneymilan.com is a new color, and the new color it is this month is . . . let’s go see . . . it’s brown?  Seriously, Courtney.  Brown?  What was I thinking?  Brown is the least romantic color!  At least this brown is kind of a brownish-purple sort of thing.  It’s not romantic, but it’s almost got a hint of actual romance to it.

Ah, yes.  This month, my website is thinking about being romantic, but it’s not quite made up its mind to do so.

But in other news, my last post was intended to be a joke (admittedly, a somewhat punchy joke–and a joke that is funnier to me than to my readers, because I knew that I had already written the bit where I talked about someone else’s book instead of my own–so probably it was not a great idea, but oh well), because I thought it would be amusing to exhort people to buy my own book when it wasn’t even possible to preorder it.  I know, I know.  If I’m thinking that’s funny, I clearly need to get out more.

But look at that–Harlequin went and ruined my joke by releasing its October catalog.  If it had actually been a funny joke in the first place, I might be bitter.  Instead, I’m actually tickled pink!  You can now preorder my book from a variety of places!  Right now, so far as I can tell, those places are:

But don’t worry!  Other places will soon allow you to preorder as well.  In fact, if you visit my books page on my website, you’ll see my brand-new terribly exciting automatically generated Links O’ Preordering Goodness.  Most of those links are broken at this point, but a few of them (er, the three listed above) work, and the rest will start to work in a couple of days.

Now if I only had a cover to show you….

Today is a holiday!

You might find that surprising, since today is Wednesday, April 29th, and you are not aware of any holidays today.

“Courtney,” you might be saying, “even Google has its regular logo today.  It can’t be a holiday if Google hasn’t changed its logo.  Heck, it isn’t even an obscure artist’s birthday.  It’s not even ‘Talk Like a Pirate’ day.”

These things are all true, on some level.  I admit them all.  But I ignore all these silly indications about “reality” and “calendars.”  You see, it is indeed a holiday over at courtneymilan.com!  What holiday is it?  It is the silent and invisible holiday of “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” Day.  You can read more about this holiday on my website, where I explain what “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” Day is.  For those of you too lazy to click the link, I copy and paste:

Today is “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” day! Everyone should celebrate by buying a book written by Courtney!

Perhaps you are confused, because yesterday was “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” day, too. In fact, the day before yesterday was also “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” day. But don’t let that stop you. Every day–or, rather almost every day–is “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” day, which is darned inconvenient for purposes of celebrating, since none of Courtney’s books are available for purchase.

You may be wondering . . . is this nothing other than shameless self promotion?  Seriously?  “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” Day?

Ha ha!  Nonsense!  It is more than shameless self promotion!  First, it is shameless and futile self promotion, as I’m exhorting you to do something that is impossible.  Second, the astute will notice that there may be days which are not “Buy a Book Written by Courtney” days.  In fact, several are coming up.  This means there will also be shameless (and hopefully not futile) promotion of others.

Twitter Book Club!

The romance-review-o-sphere has been going fairly gaga over Jennifer Ashley‘s The Madness of Lord Ian MacKenzie.

I am heavily mired, in editing my second book right now, but I am going to take a break from the editing tonight to (a) attend my local RWA chapter meeting and (b) read the book–the blurb sounds amazing, and the excerpt looks incredible.  And the buzz over on twitter has been incredible for this book.

Twitter, you say?  What’s twitter?  The basic idea is that it’s a microblogging platform.  You can make 140-character posts.  140 characters is not a lot, and a lot of people make fun of the application saying that it basically allows you to post what you had for breakfast.  Well, yes.  It does.  It also prevents you  from being a pompous windbag.  But the real value-added of twitter, of course, is not that it allows thousands of individuals to post 140-character descriptions of breakfast, but that it allows you to have lengthy, long-ranging conversations where information propagates extraordinarily quickly.

So when Diana Peterfreund suggested that we have a twitter book club about Lord Ian, I was all over that.  A conversation about books?  Yes, please.

There are some problems with a book club on twitter, namely, since the micro-blog is broadcast to everyone, you could inadvertently send spoilers to a bunch of people who have not yet read the book.  Never fear; we have a solution to that.  It’s called ROT-13 encoding, and it’s scarier than it sounds.  The basic idea is this:  ROT-13 encoding is one of the simplest cyphers you can imagine.  It takes the alphabet, and it shifts it over by 13 characters.  So if “A” is the first letter in the alphabet, “A” in ROT-13 is “N”–the 14th letter of the alphabet.  “N” in ROT-13 is the 27th letter of the alphabet–and since the alphabet loops, that would be the first letter of the alphabet.  So you can do is post spoilers in ROT-13, like this:  Thrff jung! Crbcyr guvax Ybeq Vna vf znq!

And that way, people who don’t want to be spoiled can avoid reading anything they don’t want to read.

Of course, you probably want to be able to read the spoilers, if you’ve read the book.  And so what you need is an easy way to encode/decode ROT-13 (if you paid careful attention to the description above, you’ll notice that encoding and decoding is identical).  There are several ways to do that.  The easiest is to use Firefox and install Leet Key, a plugin that (among other things) can decode ROT-13.  Once you have the plugin installed (and you’ve restarted firefox), you can highlight text in ROT-13 (or the text you want to put into ROT-13), right click with your mouse, choose “Leet Key” then “Text Transformers” then “ROT-13.”  If you don’t use FireFox, or don’t want to install another plugin, you can use this webpage instead.

So here’s how you participate.

1. Get a twitter account  (if you don’t already have it)

2. To make sure people can find your tweets, mark your book-club discussion with the hashtag #lordian

3. You can use http://www.tweetchat.com to follow the #lordian hashtag, or search.twitter.com; alternately, Dear Author will have a #lordian hashtag discussion in the sidebar.

4. If you post a spoiler, you must encode it in ROT-13.

5. The fun starts tomorrow afternoon!  Come join in!

False Colors: The Winner

Can I just say how thrilled I am to see how many people were interested in this book?  After that outpouring of interest, I felt like I couldn’t just give away ONE copy . . . and so I picked three winners.

Carolyn Jewel, wavybrains, and kim v . . . please contact me!

And everyone who didn’t win–do go give this one a try.  It’s really worth it.

False Colors: A Giveaway

So I should be writing, not reading, but I picked up a copy of Alex Beecroft‘s False Colors last night at my local Barnes and Noble, just so I could buy it in that crucial first week–even though I didn’t plan to read it until I had a little more time on my hands.  This book got a straight A from Dear Author (and if you read them, you know how stingy they are with the A grades).

I glanced at the first page. . . .  Gosh.  And then the second, and the third.  Before I knew it, I had stayed up to finish the whole thing.  It was that good.  It was truly brilliant.

This is a book set in the Age of Sail.  The writing is exquisite; the romance is lovely; the research is meticulous; and the action keeps going and going.  It breaks your heart and then keeps going on.  This book does not shy from any of the harsh realities of life at sea in 1762–nor does it dance around the heart of the problem that the protagonists have: In 1762, their love is forbidden, because both characters are male.

I have not read much m/m romance (and this is romance, not erotica or even erotic romance–the sex scenes are tastefully done, and far less explicit than you’d find in a corresponding historical, including mine), but it turns out, I really do read romances just to see characters fall in love.  I absolutely adored this book.  I know that Beecroft had some visibility problems on Amazon earlier this week (cough), and this is seriously the best book I’ve read in 2009.

So, if you are tantalized by this description, but are thinking that maybe you would not go out and purchase it on your own, this is your chance.  Comment on this entry and tell me you want to try something new, different, and awesome, and one commenter, chose at random, will get a copy of Alex Beecroft’s False Colors shipped directly to you from Barnes and Noble, from yours truly.

You have until Friday at 6PM EST to leave a comment.

Why care about Amazon sales rank?

I’ve seen a few tweets from people who wonder why it matters that Amazon removes a sales ranking for a book.  So there’s no sales rank when you look at the book; so what? Isn’t the Amazon Rank just one number on a page?

It wouldn’t matter, if all a sales rank was on Amazon was just one number on a page.  But it is not just one number on a page; Amazon’s ranking system is the key to Amazon’s dominance in the internet marketplace.  It makes Amazon function more like a brick-and-mortar store, which you can browse and enjoy, and less like a sales outlet where you have to type in a title to get what you want.  Sales rank determines where you show up on a customer’s search list, and in some instances, whether you show up at all.

The search feature is implemented differently if you search on “All Departments” or just “Books,” so you can get some idea of the effect that the sales rank has.  So go to Amazon’s page and search “All Departments” for “homosexuality.”  Now search “Books” for homosexuality.  Notice what’s different?

Books #3 and #4 in the “Books” search have been deranked, and do not appear on the “All Departments” search.  One of these books is “101 Frequently Asked Questions about Homosexuality,” written by Mike Haley–who happens to be a pastor, and from comments and reviews from “Focus on the Family,” it seems that he writes from the point of view that homosexuality is a choice, and one that the Bible does not support.  (I could be wrong about this; I haven’t read the book).  The second book is “What the Bible Really Says about Homosexuality,” and it argues that the oft-quoted passages of the Bible that are cited as proof that homosexuality is a sin have been mistranslated.  Two very different points of view.

Both of these books appear to have been removed from the table and the conversation by Amazon’s deranking.  Someone who is curious, or thinking about the matter, who doesn’t think to limit her search to just “Books” will not see these.  No matter what you think about homosexuality itself, Amazon made a decision to remove books that had certain indicators–and as a result, they’ve made it that much harder for people to find these contributions to a very important debate.

Dear Amazon: WTF?

This last weekend, Amazon removed sales rankings from a number of products, namely erotic romances and basically anything that had to do with gay people, and made many of those books damn near impossible to search for, too.

What the rationale was for this, I can’t say.  But it makes me sad and angry.

Thing that makes me angry #1: The books that have been censored by Amazon include Annie Proulx’s Brokeback Mountain, Radclyffe Hall’s The Well of Loneliness, and Alex Beecroft’s False Colors–none of which could be considered even remotely pornographic or obscene.  These are books about gay people, not books about gay sex, and censoring these books contributes to, and is indicative of, one of the worst and most invidious forms of discrimination against gays: the sexualization of gays, treating everything that has to do with gay people as if it has to do with sex.  It doesn’t, and this makes me so angry that I could spit.

Thing that makes me angry #2: Censoring books just because they happen to be about sex.  The books I write would not fall under Amazon’s censorship ban–today–but if I fall silent about it now, might they one day?  Perhaps.  But even if nothing will ever happen to me, things are happening now to people I consider friends.  My good friend Jackie Barbosa–who writes lovely, sensual, emotional romances which happen to also be erotic–whose first print book, Behind the Red Door, is scheduled for release on June 1–used to show up on Amazon when you searched for her name, “Jackie Barbosa.”  Now she doesn’t.  Do a search for her name, and you get “product not found.”  And she’s not alone.  Hundreds of books have lost their sales rankings and have simply ceased to exist when you do an Amazon search.

It’s as if these people don’t exist, as if they are no longer persons or authors to Amazon.  You wouldn’t type in the name “Jackie Barbosa” if you weren’t looking for Jackie Barbosa–who or what is this censorship trying to serve?  If you know who Jackie is, it’s not “family friendly” for Amazon to pretend she doesn’t exist.  And I’ve seen Jackie work so hard for her print release, and I know that this book is good–so what is it going to mean if people can’t find it?  Its sales, for her, are crucial in determining what happens for her future career.

This is barbaric.  It’s dehumanizing.  It makes me feel sick to my stomach.  Amazon, WTF?

EDITED SOMEWHAT LATER TO ADD:

Lady Chatterley’s Lover has been deranked.  Fanny Hill has been deranked.  Books about lesbian parenting have been deranked.  Mein Kampf has not been deranked.  Books about training dogs to fight have not been deranked.

I do not think that Mein Kampf should be deranked, or that books about dog-fighting should be either.  I think this demonstrates the dangers of going down the dark path of censorship.  Even if you don’t care about erotic romance or GLBT books, this should make you feel sick.  What if Amazon had decided that they didn’t want to offend Jews by offering them books about Christianity, and they deranked the King James Version of the Holy Bible, or Pope John Paul II’s In My Own Words?  What if they didn’t want to offend Obama supporters and deranked Bill O’Reilly?  What if they deranked the Koran so as not to make children think about terrorism, and deranked all holocaust books because some people think it didn’t happen, and deranked The Origin of Species because people don’t agree on evolution?

Part of being a free society means that we are sometimes going to see things we do not agree with.  It is a blessing, not a weakness.  And it’s not okay just because it happens to someone else.

I am strongly, firmly, against all content-based restrictions imposed on book browsing, purchasing, and buying.

A few word switches

Some of you remember that Bethany Hensel is running a series about me and my book, and this month she asked me about editing.  I believe she asked me to show a “before” and “after” editing of a paragraph of my book, so that readers could get an idea of the power of a “few word switches” and “some tightening.”

When I picked myself up from the ground, guffawing, I decided I would give her what she asked for.  Here you are.  PROOF BY SEDUCTION: from shuffling Austrolopithecus to modern upright man!

When I post an excerpt of PROOF on my website I will probably put this there as well.  Enjoy!

The Market

Over on Diana Peterfreund’s blog she calls me out on the definition of “marketability” that I employed in my guest-post of a few days ago.

She says, basically, no, you idiot (okay, she does not call me an idiot, but what she says is so patently true that when I read it I felt like one!), you weren’t making your book less marketable.  You were making it more compelling, and compelling is marketable.  What you were really doing was making contest judges tell you your book was not marketable.

I have to admit when I read what she said it felt like someone had given me a not-so-gentle tap upside the head, and I suddenly realized I’d been looking at the world sideways.  Because, of course, she is completely right and I was wrong.

(Diana Peterfreund, incidentally, is a fabulous writer–if you haven’t read her Secret Society Girl series, you really should do so.  They’re absolutely fantastic, and I can’t wait for Tap & Gown.)

But in thinking about it since, I’ve come to this conclusion.  The “market” is a vague and amorphous thing, which writers would dearly love to dissect and quantify.  It seems mostly inexplicable, and so the parts that can be explicated get an undue share of attention.  And so when I was thinking about the “market” for books, I tended to focus on the parts that are easiest to specify.  So, for instance, someone might say that vampires and werewolves are doing well in the market.  Today, actually, they might say something like, the market for vampires and werewolves is saturated, and people are moving into fae and angels.  I hear people talk about “writing to market,” as in, young adults are selling, maybe I will write a young adult.  When I first started writing historical romance, all I heard was that the “market” for historicals was dead and that paranormals were the big thing.

This sort of scatter-shot description of what is selling and what is not is certainly part of what makes up the “market”: It’s a big picture of what is being bought.  But the mistake I made was  because it’s so big picture, it doesn’t necessarily tell you if your particular book is marketable.  It’s not a description of the “market” by itself; it’s market prognostication.  For instance, there is a market for paranormal romance.  There is a market for historicals.  There is a market for vampire stories that involve teenage boys.  Readers are hungry for a particular type of story, and let us face it is easier to sell those stories.  People will even break that down, and tell you that there is a large market for historicals involving dukes that are set in England, but there is a very tiny market for historicals involving cowhands set in 18th century Mexico.  One hears second-hand stories, even, about New York Times bestselling authors who want to write certain books, but are not allowed to do so by their editors on the theory that the time period or character in question is not marketable enough.

But the other thing you hear is the frustratingly vague answer you get from agents and editors when they are asked what they’re looking for.  Because while sometimes they will say, “Gosh, I’d really love to find a great story about a werestag,” most of the time, the answers they give look something like this:  I’m looking for compelling books.  Books you can’t put down.  Good books.  Books with a strong voice.  And of course, that seems like it’s no help, because nobody sets out to spend a year of their life writing a bad book that is not compelling, written in a grating, painful style, which readers must set down every other page just to prevent eye-bleed.  Nobody sits down and says, “yes, I am going to produce a book that cannot be saved.”

The market for compelling books is always strong, but it’s harder to talk about than the market for the former, and so when people talk about “market” it tends to focus on the stuff that’s easy.  Vampires.  Weredeer.  That kind of thing.  So the portion of the market that is easy to prognosticate over will overshadow the “compelling” part in discourse.  Which is why I was shocked to discover that “compelling” trumps market prognostication.

(And to be fair, I am not writing a story about cowhands set in 18th century Mexico, and so while I don’t think that my hook was as marketable as some other hooks I’ve seen, I wasn’t starting at ground zero.)

I suspect the two complement each other.  If your compelling book fits into an identifiable marketing niche that is selling well–for instance, if it fits into the “teenage vampire” category–that will help it sell.  The harder it is to place your book in a section of a bookstore, or within a genre niche, the more compelling it will have to be to sell.  But I suspect there’s a sweet spot–because I think it would be very difficult to write a truly compelling book that was written only with market prognostication in mind.